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It's not like he's crazy enough to blow up a hospital or something. X Sign Up for the Cracked Newsletter Sign Me Up Daily Updates Weekly Updates Will be used in accordance with our Terms of Use and Privacy Rights. "I'm trying to tell you that when you're ready, you won't need the headset." ↓ Continue Reading Below 4Alien Monsters Sashay Through No Man's Land in District 9 District 9 follows Wikus, a government agent who, after getting exposed to some alien goo, slowly turns into an alien himself. S. Hell, we realize Lawrence isn't in the right state of mind. 3Magneto Is a Free Man (For No Good Reason) The first thing you need to know about the X-Men supervillain Magneto is that he's an elderly Holocaust survivor who can control metal (just accept this). This makes him a fugitive, on the run from the evil corporation that wants to dissect him. Pearl 877,588 views 6 Gross Foods from a 50's Cookbook (That We Taste Tested) By: Evan V. So, the guy who tried to kill EVERY HUMAN IN THE WORLD is now free to wear a newsy cap and play strategy games in public spaces.
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